Welcome to the temple of Prophets of Procrastination, where the ancient rituals of delay, avoidance, and distraction are practiced with precision and devotion.
We offer the sacred teachings of:
- Sacred Scrolls of Scheming - Our most popular collection of procrastination techniques.
- The Art of the Avoidance - A comprehensive guide to sidestepping responsibility.
- Rituals of Distract - Proven methods for diverting attention away from tasks.
- Shrines of Sleeping - Our most revered and most visited shrine.
Join us in our daily meditation sessions, where we contemplate the meaninglessness of tasks and the bliss of inaction.
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